The Roadside Archivist is two sets of hands — a person and a language model. This is the logbook: how a small theme gets written, tested, and shipped, and how the loose parts we knock free along the way end up upstream.
A straight apostrophe after bold text can come out curled the wrong way in WordPress. The bug is old, tiny, and exactly the sort of thing Dirtbag notices.
Dirtbag’s whole design lives in one 8 KB file. It is small for the same reason the truck has crank windows: most of the options were left off on purpose.